ARMAGEDDON DOWN TO HOORENBEEK
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| My SL Prepper, bedecked in the finery of H's Mesh Cargo Pants |
21st December 2012: That has to go down in history as the worst apocalypse ever. I, for one, was very disappointed. I’d made all the preparations (bought in
some extra cans of beans, a clockwork torch and radio, camo jacket, etc). And
then nothing. It was terribly disappointing.
And I had such an amazing post-apocalypse post planned for
Every Second Man! I was going to include tips and tricks for surviving, special
moves for taking down a zombie in a one-on-one situation ... tonnes of stuff.
But (sighs) it all seems a bit redundant now. There’s been no apocalypse, no
polar shift and no rising of the undead. Life (and Second Life) goes on as
normal.
However, I will still introduce you to my SL Prepper, who is
all kitted out with the very latest in post-apocalyptic fashion, including the
newly released Hoorenbeek Mesh Cargo Pants!
Mesh Cargos from Hoorenbeek have been on my SL wish-list for
a while now. Their non-mesh cargos were the best I had come across in SL, and I
was really excited to see how they would tackle them in mesh form. The results,
I’m delighted to say, are very, very pleasing indeed.
They come in six colours (three camo and three plain), and
they’re suited to both the military prepper look and the casual look
(particularly the beige, as I've illustrated in my montage below). The hem of
the trousers comes in four different variations that allows you to pick one
that best goes with your shoes or boots, whether they be high boots, ankle boots or just shoes. This works pretty well and with some adjusting
I was able to get each pair of boots I tried to fit very pleasingly with the
trousers. In all honesty I’m not likely to look for the ‘trousers
tucked into my boots’ look very often, but when I do, the option is there, so this is definitely a good thing.
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| 'I see you baby ...' As if my posterior wasn't tantalising enough |
The detailing on the trousers is typically excellent. The
shading, zips, pockets and seams are all first class, as is the choice of
patterns in the camo. This goes for the belt, too, which comes in five
different colours and a big silver Hoorenbeek buckle.
If there were any criticisms of the cargos, they would really
be down to my own personal preferences; I couldn' find anything
functionally wrong with them at all. For example, I like cargos with big chunky
pockets, particularly at the back, but in comparison to Hoorenbeek's non-mesh
equivalent the pockets are much smaller. Also, the belt is fabric and I would have loved a leather option. Finally, and
perhaps my biggest moan, I would have liked to have been able to wear them
without a belt. Unfortunately, the deep shading around the waist, marking where
the belt should be, means that you can't do this unless your t-shirt, jumper or
whatever actually covers that area of your waist.
Overall, I think these cargos are excellent and are
definitely a worthy addition in any prepper's fashion kit. True, the 21st
December didn't really live up to the hype (sighs), but who knows what
cataclysmic catastrophe awaits us? At least with Hoorenbeek cargos, we can make
sure we look bloody good when it strikes.
You can buy these cargos by visiting Marketplace (click here) or by going down to their inworld shop (click here). A pair is priced at
$520L and the fatpack of six is set at $2100L.
Happy shopping : o )
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| Post-apocalypse, it's the man with the burnt out car and the old mattress that will be King |
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| The colours: Brown, Black, Green, Grey, Olive and (to show a more casual look) Beige |




Your posterior IS hot but I don't want to see it after you've had those beans....
ReplyDeleteHA! Yes,and along with that Bic lighter he squirreled away he just might be deemed,technically, a weapon of mass destruction,so we aren't out of the woods yet...RUN!!
DeleteI might clarify that, in light of Armageddon's no-show, those tins of beans are still unopened ... so your fears are completely unfounded : o )
DeleteThis looks very much like the reformation of the Tooting Popular Front. Where do I enlist "Power To The People" ;)
ReplyDeleteMIA...hmmm,I guess it WAS the apocalypse for him,poor bastard. *Tosses tasteful(and reasonably priced)memorial wreath upon the still,murky waters of the blog bog*
ReplyDeleteUnscrews bottle of fine wine and raises it to the sky:
A toast for Blaise,who did amaze with his posts of all things masculine-
Informative to men and ubiquitous hen-
Was he good....you say nay..I won't ask you then.
So, here's to the man with the sweet tight can and his blog that stopped short of renown-
Blown to smithereens by his can of beans
The day he blew out of town.